Argh!

What *is* it with all those “How-to” books on writing Fantasy assuming that you want to create an all-encompassing Medieval world? Isn’t “Buffy” fantasy? Isn’t “Harry Potter” fantasy? Both of those happen in the contemporary, “real” world? Where are the books that help you structure a fantasy story that takes place in the here and now? That gives you info on magic, the occult, mythological creatures, etc.?

Conversation at the Masqdom

Masq’s Brain: So I had a thought.

Hands: Oh-oh. You know what happens when she has thoughts.

Big Toe: Essays are conceived. Fic is written! Empires are forged!!

Nether-regions: And we most decidedly don’t–

Masq’s Brain: My thought is, drabbles.

Hands: Drabbles?

Masq’s Brain: Original fic drabbles.

Hands: I don’t do *sniff* drabbles. I write EPICS.

Masq’s Brain: This is in service of epics! Idea-mongering!

Big Toe: Tell us your plan!

Masq’s Brain: Thirty O.F. drabbles in thirty days. NaDraWriMo. If ann1962 can do poetry, we can do drabbles. All we need is some decent writing prompts.

Hands: Welll…..

Masq’s Brain: They could be about anything. Any characters, any mythologies or worlds I can dream up. And they can suck! As long as we’re writing original fic.

Big Toe: Yay!

Nether-regions (to Toe): Oh, go exercise or something.

Masq’s Brain: And we wouldn’t have to share them with our friends unless we–

Big Toe: Can’t resist showing off! Yay!

Hands: I suppose I’ll have to do the actual work. *Sigh* And after cleaning and redecorating your apartment all weekend!

Nether-regions: Looks spiffy, though. Like a real person lives here, and not an oblivious armchair potato.

Masq: So it’s a plan, then. Along with Angel 6.16, 6.17, and TD 2.01…..

Hands: *faint*

That about sums it up

“It’s a cultural ‘known’ that guys are into lesbian sex, but as you point out, they’re not REALLY into lesbian sex. What they’re into is having sex with two women who also….uh do stuff…to each other. A guy with two real lesbians would probably turn out like with Ross on friends: at first he watches all excited, then after 10 minutes he goes to make a sandwich! Real lesbian sex doesn’t include us fellas! That’s what makes it *lesbian*!”

–from the Whedonesque slash thread