Harry Plato and the Half-Blood Philosopher

This about sums up my life, and well, life in San Francisco.

I’m walking home past the Laurel Heights strip mall with a copy of Harry Potter and the HPB sans dust jacket tucked under my arm. It’s thick and has the hard black cover with the title in gold on the spine. Ahead of me, I can see a guy standing by a little make-shift podium with a big poster on it demanding the resignation of Dick Cheney (“and the jerk or the dweeb or the shrub (I forget the words) can go second”). He has a clip board and a smile so you know he’s looking for signatures.

Although I have some agreement with the sentiment, I doubt this is the way to go about it and so I walk briskly past, not looking at clip-board guy. But he’s trying to get my attention of course, so he says to me, “Hey! Is that Plato? Are you reading Plato?!”

Now mind you, I don’t know this guy from Adam and vice-versa. I scurry on my way.

Well, you know, it could have been Plato I had tucked in my arm.

Nah, that book sits on my shelf for show now, next to the equally impressive-looking Aristotle and Heidegger hard-bound volumes. I read Harry Potter on the bus.

31 thoughts on “Harry Plato and the Half-Blood Philosopher

  1. Perhaps a short cautionary tale in which Phaedrus writes Thoth / Amon-Re porn and presents it to Socrates as a gift.

    However, Socrates tells Phaedrus that in writing the action, Phaedrus has lost the physical immediacy of the response. Then Socrates would proceed to demonstrate what he means.

  2. I’ll be there is Ancient Philosopher fanfic out there. I imagine if you look long enough, you’ll find just about anything in internet land.

  3. **SNERK**

    The first time I read this – I thought he meant YOU were Plato!! Hey who KNOWS what kind of drugs those wacky kids are on these days.

  4. You’re right about that, but I thought that if you replaced Pluto as god(dess) of the underworld then Persephone could be your consort.

    You can be all three, but do you really want to look like…well, any of them?

  5. Hmm….shall I be a planet, a dog, or a god with a beautiful consort?

    Gee, that’s a tough one.

    ; )

  6. Hmm….shall I be a planet, a dog, or a god with a beautiful consort?

    Far be it from me to interupt someone’s day dream…..well, actually do that sometimes….just not this time. 🙂

  7. That color that HPB is. At least, I think that’s what we were talking about (I don’t log on enough nor remember what I was saying 🙂

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